But you can watch this now. You know you want to.
Edited Later As Promised:
So, I love this song. I've always loved this song. But I couldn't figure out who sang it. I googled the lyrics - what lyrics I could remember - every few months, but the internet seemed to think it didn't exist.
Then today I remembered I had a friend who was basically Wikipedia's entire discography database in the shape of a human brain. So I sent him a text. It said:
"'...Gloria / I think they've got your number / I think they've got the alias / you've been living under...' who is that"
And he texts me back in about 5 seconds, "That is Gloria by Laura Branigan, from the summer of 1982."
It pays to choose your friends well.