Here's a guy named Mic Terror. I can't tell you anything more because his website asks you to please 'bare' with him as he gets it off the ground, and Wikipedia's got nothing.
If only he didn't have such good flow. Then I could just tsk and move on. But it's hard to pick my favorite part of this video... the part where he steals a little boy's basketball, the little coin purse hanging from his pants, or the fact that every time he says, 'Riverdale,' I hear, 'Rivendale,' and my brain supplies me with an image of hobbits dancing.
Oh, no. My favorite part is the gratuitous shot of the Burger King. Hioooo, y'all.